Some of you have asked, "so, what do you do all day now that you're pretty much immobile?" While I am inside the house earning my law degree, Isabelle spends most of the afternoon watering my lawn and rose garden.Law degree you ask? Well, I think after all of my hours of training, I am going to apply for an honorary small claims court judgeship. Here is my daily class schedule.
10:00 am - 11:00 am Divorce Court (taped)
10:00 am - 11:00 am Judge Joe Brown
11:00 am - 12:00 pm Judge Mathis
11:00 am - 12:00 pm Judge Alex (taped)
11:00 am - 12:00 pm Judge Maria Lopez (taped)
12:00 pm - 1:00 pm Cristina's Court
1:00 pm - 2:00 pm Judge Hatchett (taped)
1:00 pm - 2:00 pm The People's Court
2:00 pm - 3:00 pm Cops (bailiff training)
3:00 pm - 4:00 pm Judge Judy
4:00pm - 5:00 pm Dr. Phil (for family counseling)
Degree or not, I'm pretty sure I now know how to win a small claims case without looking like a total geek in front of millions of viewers. I miss "Rusty" the bailiff!
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