
Some of you have asked, "so, what do you do all day now that you're pretty much immobile?" While I am inside the house earning my law degree, Isabelle spends most of the afternoon watering my lawn and rose garden. Law degree you ask? Well, I think after all of my hours of training, I am going to apply for an honorary small claims court judgeship. Here is my daily class schedule. 10:00 am - 11:00 am Divorce Court (taped) 10:00 am - 11:00 am Judge Joe Brown 11:00 am - 12:00 pm Judge Mathis 11:00 am - 12:00 pm Judge Alex (taped) 11:00 am - 12:00 pm Judge Maria Lopez (taped) 12:00 pm - 1:00 pm Cristina's Court 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm Judge Hatchett (taped) 1:00 pm - 2:00 pm The People's Court 2:00 pm - 3:00 pm Cops (bailiff training) 3:00 pm - 4:00 pm Judge Judy 4:00pm - 5:00 pm Dr. Phil (for family counseling) Degree or not, I'm pretty sure I now know how to win a small claims case without looking like a total geek in front of millions of viewers. I miss "Rust...